Wellwater Conspiracy is the only logical step for those who seek music that is at the same time forward and backward. Our task for the millennium is to expose the truth about the so-called modern rock movement. It makes no sense to us in the Brotherhood of the Electric to have meaningless music shoved down our throats. The teeming millions in the Brotherhood want music to be a true expression of the carnal joys of a life, truly examined. In other words, everything that is missing in today's musical cowpie. We reach out to those individuals to join us, ingest the manifesto, join the Brotherhood, and create your own path. End transmission.